Lindsay's Big Week!

Oh my god! I’m sick one day and I pick the biggest gossip day of the year to be doubled over in pain. So as I’m lying in bed clicking the remote to find the latest on the Lindsay and Britney stories I’m just kicking myself for not buying a damn laptop because at this point there is just no way I can make it to my computer as I’m afraid of what might come out of any given orifice.

So I know this is a day late but damn, what a great day of celebrity meltdowns. I’m going to have to concentrate on poor little Lindsay today because it is just too tragic. So the girl is just shy of 2 weeks out of rehab and has already been arrested once for her May D.U.I. You remember the incident the spawned the famous picture of Lindsay passed out in the passenger seat of her car, mouth hanging open? It was this fun little outing that led to her stint in rehab (this was actually her second go at rehab). Well, on Monday Lindsay was having a swell day out with her assistant, eating lunch and showing off her hair extensions which were in dire need of attention. But just 12 hours later Lindsay had fired the assistant she had just had lunch with and was chasing said assistant’s mother in a car. The mother, not knowing who she was being chased by, called 911 and tried to make it to the police station but ended up a block away, where they ended up in a parking lot in a heated argument. The police showed up and Lindsay was taken to jail where she blew a .12 and .13, well over the .08 legal alcohol limit in California. Lindsay also had cocaine in her pocket, which she claims is not hers. I’m a fairly nice person and will carry stuff for friends. You know, if my friend asks me to hold her purse for her while we are out shopping and she needs to try something on, I’ll always do it. But I rarely carry around someone’s drugs for them, just to be friendly. You would think that since the girl has been in rehab twice and has a DUI and other problems, she wouldn’t be carrying drugs for other people, but I guess she is SUCH a good friend she does nice things like that.  So now she has 2 D.U.I's in one week (granted, the first one is from the May incident but it is still great that they happened so close together), plus the cocaine thing looming over her.  Wow, what a week for the girl!  I think it is particularly funny that the first arrest sheet lists her height as 5'2" and the second one lists her as 5'7".  Now I don't know about you, but I've never grown 5 inches in a few days - 5 pounds maybe, but never 5 inches. 

        Lindsay's Mug Shot

Probably my favorite information comes from Harvey Levin from TMZ. He was on FOX news talking about the fact that if charged with both DUI’s she would definitely have to serve jail time, but she has a great lawyer who would probably get the cocaine charge dropped. Some are speculating that she could get up to 6 years, although I doubt she would get anywhere near that. Now the question is, where is Lindsay? At first the rumors were that she had gone back into rehab, which is not a bad place for her given that the first two times didn’t work so great. But Dina, Lindsay’s mom is now saying that she is in “a safe place.” I don’t know what that means but for Lindsay’s sake I hope that she is far, far away from all her friends and her mom, who in the past has just been an enabler. And maybe this time she needs to go to a rehab that doesn’t allow her to go shopping or on other excursions. Maybe this time she needs to be locked up for more than 30 days with no privileges so that she can get the help that she so desperately needs. 

Tags: lindsay lohan, harvey levin, tmz, fox news, dina lohan